Come watch Space Jam with me daddy? 🦊

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love ❤️

I must be drawn to the Force, ‘cuz Yoda only one for me.

Darth Vader probably liked his toast a bit on the Dark Side 🍞

Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?

A hobbit was not watching where he was going and he bumped into the wizard. He said, "Saruman, didn't see you there"! 🧙🏻‍♂️

I'm not a Sith, because I can't bring balance to anything apparently

I think General Grievous’ favorite band had to be Weezer 🤷🏼‍♀️

I went to a sale at the Darth Maul. Everything was half off.

I never made it to Mount Doom. There was always one Mordor to go through.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through 🧙🏻‍♂️

Jedi in the streets, Sith in the sheets.

Alright Obi-Wan, you have the high ground....

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

I learn more when I make mistakes, so long as they don’t kill me.

Pale booty, red hair and a slight jiggle. I'm the whole package.

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

Please excuse my bedhead this morning

I woke with this morning with the urge to show y'all something 🦊

Do you like pale girls with tattoos who like to be naked? 🦊

Felt confident this morning, so I decided to show you guys my boobs

I don't feel like getting out of bed today. Is that gonna be a problem? 🦊

This is me trying to convince you to come back to bed

Naked mornings are the best mornings 🦊

I wear tan lines in lieu of panties 🦊