Let my freckles be your target

I couldn’t help but notice I’d like to have sex with you on a regular basis.

Sitting on someone’s face who has a beard is like going for a little magic carpet ride.

It’s Tuesday and we all know what that means

I wasn’t born on a farm, but I sure know how to raise a cock.

I’m looking for someone who makes me laugh as hard as they make me cum

Wanna get tangled in my tinsel?

I just want to support your dreams and make you cum. {42}

“What are you into?” is such a broad question. Do I reply with a tv show or choking?

I love how you stand behind me when I need you most… and bend me over while you’re back there

Maybe you need a hug… on the dick… with my mouth

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this isn’t going to be an ordinary blow job.

Well, tickle my tits. It’s Tuesday!

Titties. They do a body good.

What you call morning wood, I call breakfast in bed

There’s nothing like a cold shower on a hot day. Well, maybe hot sex on a cold day.

I need my ass to match my outfit.

Good morning all you sexy people

It’s hump day. Why am I not humping you right now?

Hey, I think you left a blow job at my place. When do you want to swing by to get it?

The irony of a blow job is even though you have her on her knees, she still has you by the balls

How’s it hanging hot stuff?

Let’s flip a coin. Heads, you get tail. Tails, you get head.

Let’s flip a coin. Heads, you get tail. Tails, you get head.