It’s hump day. Why am I not humping you right now?

I couldn’t help but notice I’d like to have sex with you on a regular basis.

Sitting on someone’s face who has a beard is like going for a little magic carpet ride.

It’s Tuesday and we all know what that means

Wanna get tangled in my tinsel?

I love how you stand behind me when I need you most… and bend me over while you’re back there

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this isn’t going to be an ordinary blow job.

Well, tickle my tits. It’s Tuesday!

Titties. They do a body good.

What you call morning wood, I call breakfast in bed

There’s nothing like a cold shower on a hot day. Well, maybe hot sex on a cold day.

I need my ass to match my outfit.

I’ve been pretty stressed lately. I really could use a shoulder… to put my legs on.

Have a great day Daddy

Do you ever look at someone and think I’d let you do whatever you wanted to me?

As you wish…

Good morning all you sexy people

Good morning and happy TT!

The irony of a blow job is even though you have her on her knees, she still has you by the balls

Roses are red. Ice cream is cold. I’m on my knees ready to do what I’m told.

How’s it hanging hot stuff?

Let’s flip a coin. Heads, you get tail. Tails, you get head.

The only reason I’d kick you out of my bed is to have sex on the floor

Let’s flip a coin. Heads, you get tail. Tails, you get head.