I used one hand, I expect you to use none 🤪

Lets play Star Wars, and I'll be your Na-boo 😘

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!

Han Solo was a big Limp Bizkit fan. He did it all for the Wookie.

Trying to come up with jokes about Star Wars is difficult. Sometimes they seem a bit too Forced.

After his fight with Darth Vader, Luke had to visit the second hand store ✋🏻

I found a great Lord of the Rings pinball machine. It doesn’t accept any coins though, only a Tolkien 🧙🏻‍♂️

I realized that we have no way of knowing if R2-D2 was cussing the whole time. He could have been really upset the whole time and we would never know.

My friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character. You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.

I’m going to call you Winter, because I think that you’ll be coming soon.

Gollum's favorite bird was definitely a smea-gull.

"Begun the Titty War has." - Yoda, probably.

It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well, they can tell when it’s raining.

Lets play Empire Strikes Back, because I'm ready to get Hoth and heavy.

I had a teacher named Mr Gandalf once, nobody passed his class. [oc]

You must be an Ewok because you’re Endor-able

I know some things, I can, you know, do math and stuff.

Stay home with me today? 😘

I just want to help you get in the weekend mood 🙃

Slow reveals create so much anticipation 😉 [OC]

Would you care if this is what I wore to bed?

Do you like pale girls with tattoos who like to be naked? 🦊

I'm not the best dancer, but at least I do it naked 🙃🦊

I wear tan lines in lieu of panties 🦊

I’ve got the whole package, but I still want your package