First time doing a drunken homemade 5 veg and meatball sauce with spaghetti and two cheeses. I may have dropped the ladle but I didn't set the kitchen alight.

Haven't slept for 32hrs so wine-ing my way through the afternoon. Behold my bacon, cheddar, fried egg, spinach, tomato and garlic mayo delight.

Homemade Taco Bell cause screw getting a DUI

My go-to drunk meal last year: garlic bread chicken finger melt

Had wine for the first time in ages last night...drank 2 bottles, made this shrimp alfredo, took one bite and passed out

started the gravy and meatballs endeavor sober 3hrs ago, am now a bottle of cab deep and very drunk. excuse my unkempt face it’s 2am

So I got drunk and decided it was a good idea to make a snake out of bread...

Made a pita pizza last night. I imagine I enjoyed it. Don’t recall making it, taking this pic, or eating it.

Aldi salmon with some nice Dill butter and cheap beer. No idea why my phone thinks Dill is someone's fucking name an therefore insist on capitalizing it, but who am I to argue.

Sad and depressed my SO lost his job and we are trying to just get through, made stove top Mac N Cheese with leftover pasta, cream cheese milk and some random cheeses leftover. It was good just send us some good thoughts man.

I cooked my hand while drunk cooking last night. Don’t be like me. Make sure your electric stove is not hot before putting a plastic cutting board on it. And if you do, don’t realize your mistake and then pick up the cutting board by the molten underneath

There's no law that says I can't put ground beef in an eggroll wrapper and have it with BBQ sauce.

a wine fueled sqwaffich with bacon, mushrooms, egg and cheese. I invented the sqwaffich!

Left over Chinese press

8 veg beef stew and mash topped with grilled camembert and tomatoes, no hangover for this walking debacle

I got drunk off of Andygator last night and decided to make a garlic bread spaghetti grilled cheese

Drunken loaded quarantine tots.

laid out, stripped bare and waiting for me...

I made a fancy plate and I need to show you because I've had 8 IPA's Fried chicken, sweet potato mash and smoked gouda & cheddar mac.

night (f) sleep tight

starry starry night (f)

[xpost] (f)luffy and sleepy

(xpost gw) couldn't sleep, maybe you can distract me..? (f)

a (xpost) oops outtake (f)