Had wine for the first time in ages last night...drank 2 bottles, made this shrimp alfredo, took one bite and passed out

A three step process! 1. Get drunk 2. Make homemade pizza 3. Eat the whole thing in one sitting.

Caprese bacon sandwich

Homemade Taco Bell cause screw getting a DUI

A full Italian Meal. For Tony.

I got smashed and made pulled pork macaroni and cheese

My go-to drunk meal last year: garlic bread chicken finger melt

Y'all are trying too hard. Pizza rolls, pepperjack, and jalapenos. Fucking dope.

started the gravy and meatballs endeavor sober 3hrs ago, am now a bottle of cab deep and very drunk. excuse my unkempt face it’s 2am

So I got drunk and decided it was a good idea to make a snake out of bread...

Made a pita pizza last night. I imagine I enjoyed it. Don’t recall making it, taking this pic, or eating it.

Aldi salmon with some nice Dill butter and cheap beer. No idea why my phone thinks Dill is someone's fucking name an therefore insist on capitalizing it, but who am I to argue.

What’s better than drunk nachos?

My "breakup steak," a feel good meal for the broken heart; Pan seared sirloin with a bourbon maple glaze

Sad and depressed my SO lost his job and we are trying to just get through, made stove top Mac N Cheese with leftover pasta, cream cheese milk and some random cheeses leftover. It was good just send us some good thoughts man.

I cooked my hand while drunk cooking last night. Don’t be like me. Make sure your electric stove is not hot before putting a plastic cutting board on it. And if you do, don’t realize your mistake and then pick up the cutting board by the molten underneath

I host a themed "drinks and dinner" night with a few friends ever month or so. I cook and another friend mixes different drinks for the group. Last night was Thai night and this is my drunken attempt at Panang Curry 😁

There's no law that says I can't put ground beef in an eggroll wrapper and have it with BBQ sauce.

My childhood cat passed today. I visited my good friend Jack Daniels and we made homemade Mac and cheese.

Spaghetti with meat sauce. Except it’s just meat and no tomato sauce?!!! Added bonus is “grated cheese” aka fucking goldfish crackers. Delicious

Left over Chinese press

I got drunk off of Andygator last night and decided to make a garlic bread spaghetti grilled cheese

Drunken loaded quarantine tots.

I made a fancy plate and I need to show you because I've had 8 IPA's Fried chicken, sweet potato mash and smoked gouda & cheddar mac.