Homemade Taco Bell cause screw getting a DUI

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Miller made me do it.

Miller made me do it.

Jamaican Beef Stew. Recipe called for 1/4 cup rum...damnit Kenji.

Jamaican Beef Stew. Recipe called for 1/4 cup rum...damnit Kenji.

My go-to drunk meal last year: garlic bread chicken finger melt

My go-to drunk meal last year: garlic bread chicken finger melt

Had wine for the first time in ages last night...drank 2 bottles, made this shrimp alfredo, took one bite and passed out

Had wine for the first time in ages last night...drank 2 bottles, made this shrimp alfredo, took one bite and passed out

Pizzithians 425°: Let there be deep dish.

Pizzithians 425°: Let there be deep dish.

Sunday Football Gyros

Sunday Football Gyros

So here’s to you, Drunken Cookery, Jesus loves you more than you will know...

So here’s to you, Drunken Cookery, Jesus loves you more than you will know...

Urgent Care fixed me up. The cilantro tastes fine.

Urgent Care fixed me up. The cilantro tastes fine.

A 6-pack of Brown Shugga later...FEAR THE WRATH OF SKELETOR’S BREAKFAST BURRITO!!!

A 6-pack of Brown Shugga later...FEAR THE WRATH OF SKELETOR’S BREAKFAST BURRITO!!!

A Drunken Calzone. Sleigh’d it.

A Drunken Calzone. Sleigh’d it.

Drunkencookery’d me some Pinot Grigio Mushroom Risotto for date night.

Drunkencookery’d me some Pinot Grigio Mushroom Risotto for date night.

Nacho Quesadilla

Nacho Quesadilla

Triple Layer Drubken Navccrs.

Triple Layer Drubken Navccrs.

Happy Friday ya drunken bastards!

Happy Friday ya drunken bastards!

My “Ring of Fire” Gumbo feat. Pepper X extract. Lord have mercy 🔥👌😭

My “Ring of Fire” Gumbo feat. Pepper X extract. Lord have mercy 🔥👌😭

Jameson meatball marinara (~4 hours & 1/2 bottle)d

Jameson meatball marinara (~4 hours & 1/2 bottle)d

Disregard Taco Salads, Aquire Crunchwraps

Disregard Taco Salads, Aquire Crunchwraps

Fancy Olives, Fancy Meat, and JIF via a store bought Tortilla

Fancy Olives, Fancy Meat, and JIF via a store bought Tortilla

Did I do good, dad?

Did I do good, dad?

Triple-Layer Quesaichanga Diablo Taco

Triple-Layer Quesaichanga Diablo Taco

Burger ft. peanut butter, bacon, honey. chocolate, & umami hotsauce

Burger ft. peanut butter, bacon, honey. chocolate, & umami hotsauce

There is nothing sobering about this sandwich...

There is nothing sobering about this sandwich...

Behold, My masterpiece.

Behold, My masterpiece.