I got drunk off of Andygator last night and decided to make a garlic bread spaghetti grilled cheese

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you ever drunk cook a thanksgiving dinner by accident

you ever drunk cook a thanksgiving dinner by accident

Caprese bacon sandwich

Caprese bacon sandwich

Homemade Taco Bell cause screw getting a DUI

Homemade Taco Bell cause screw getting a DUI

A full Italian Meal. For Tony.

I got smashed and made pulled pork macaroni and cheese

I got smashed and made pulled pork macaroni and cheese

My go-to drunk meal last year: garlic bread chicken finger melt

My go-to drunk meal last year: garlic bread chicken finger melt

Had wine for the first time in ages last night...drank 2 bottles, made this shrimp alfredo, took one bite and passed out

Had wine for the first time in ages last night...drank 2 bottles, made this shrimp alfredo, took one bite and passed out

Y'all are trying too hard. Pizza rolls, pepperjack, and jalapenos. Fucking dope.

Y'all are trying too hard. Pizza rolls, pepperjack, and jalapenos. Fucking dope.

started the gravy and meatballs endeavor sober 3hrs ago, am now a bottle of cab deep and very drunk. excuse my unkempt face it’s 2am

started the gravy and meatballs endeavor sober 3hrs ago, am now a bottle of cab deep and very drunk. excuse my unkempt face it’s 2am

So I got drunk and decided it was a good idea to make a snake out of bread...

So I got drunk and decided it was a good idea to make a snake out of bread...

Made a pita pizza last night. I imagine I enjoyed it. Don’t recall making it, taking this pic, or eating it.

Made a pita pizza last night. I imagine I enjoyed it. Don’t recall making it, taking this pic, or eating it.

Aldi salmon with some nice Dill butter and cheap beer. No idea why my phone thinks Dill is someone's fucking name an therefore insist on capitalizing it, but who am I to argue.

Aldi salmon with some nice Dill butter and cheap beer. No idea why my phone thinks Dill is someone's fucking name an therefore insist on capitalizing it, but who am I to argue.

What’s better than drunk nachos?

What’s better than drunk nachos?

My "breakup steak," a feel good meal for the broken heart; Pan seared sirloin with a bourbon maple glaze

My "breakup steak," a feel good meal for the broken heart; Pan seared sirloin with a bourbon maple glaze

Sad and depressed my SO lost his job and we are trying to just get through, made stove top Mac N Cheese with leftover pasta, cream cheese milk and some random cheeses leftover. It was good just send us some good thoughts man.

Sad and depressed my SO lost his job and we are trying to just get through, made stove top Mac N Cheese with leftover pasta, cream cheese milk and some random cheeses leftover. It was good just send us some good thoughts man.

I cooked my hand while drunk cooking last night. Don’t be like me. Make sure your electric stove is not hot before putting a plastic cutting board on it. And if you do, don’t realize your mistake and then pick up the cutting board by the molten underneath

I cooked my hand while drunk cooking last night. Don’t be like me. Make sure your electric stove is not hot before putting a plastic cutting board on it. And if you do, don’t realize your mistake and then pick up the cutting board by the molten underneath

There's no law that says I can't put ground beef in an eggroll wrapper and have it with BBQ sauce.

There's no law that says I can't put ground beef in an eggroll wrapper and have it with BBQ sauce.

My childhood cat passed today. I visited my good friend Jack Daniels and we made homemade Mac and cheese.

My childhood cat passed today. I visited my good friend Jack Daniels and we made homemade Mac and cheese.

Spaghetti with meat sauce. Except it’s just meat and no tomato sauce?!!! Added bonus is “grated cheese” aka fucking goldfish crackers. Delicious

Spaghetti with meat sauce. Except it’s just meat and no tomato sauce?!!! Added bonus is “grated cheese” aka fucking goldfish crackers. Delicious

Left over Chinese press

Left over Chinese press

Creamy gemelli with crispy mushroom. One whole pot for two drinking people.

Creamy gemelli with crispy mushroom. One whole pot for two drinking people.

Drunken loaded quarantine tots.

Drunken loaded quarantine tots.

I made a fancy plate and I need to show you because I've had 8 IPA's Fried chicken, sweet potato mash and smoked gouda & cheddar mac.

I made a fancy plate and I need to show you because I've had 8 IPA's Fried chicken, sweet potato mash and smoked gouda & cheddar mac.