starry starry night (f)

Was clearing pics and apparently took this the other day, I personally think it's a good blend of awkward but (f)etching

A giggle photo was requested and I happened to have it (f)

Thought I'd pop in to stare into the distance inexplicably (f)

dread(f)ul camera on this phone but hey ho worth a flash anyway

I apologise for grumpy (f)ace but generally liked the composition

please do ignore the fluffy carpet and (f)ocus on the naked fluffy person

ah sod it i have tits (f)

Haven't slept for 32hrs so wine-ing my way through the afternoon. Behold my bacon, cheddar, fried egg, spinach, tomato and garlic mayo delight.

First time doing a drunken homemade 5 veg and meatball sauce with spaghetti and two cheeses. I may have dropped the ladle but I didn't set the kitchen alight.

a wine fueled sqwaffich with bacon, mushrooms, egg and cheese. I invented the sqwaffich!

8 veg beef stew and mash topped with grilled camembert and tomatoes, no hangover for this walking debacle

laid out, stripped bare and waiting for me...

bugger it, i think i look cute(f)

cute (f)or evidence paha

anyone miss me (f)

night (f) sleep tight

night guys (f)

i promise I'm going to sleep (f)

An (xpost)ed compilation of me being happy with my tits and showing you guys (f) xxz

[xpost] (f)luffy and sleepy

(xpost gw) couldn't sleep, maybe you can distract me..? (f)

a (xpost) oops outtake (f)

haven't popped in (f)or a while... night night guys (xpost)