why's your best friend's mom always look at you that way. 🤔 (46F)

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Pinch em for luck

Pinch em for luck

Asking you to help me move some boxes was a lie. Sorry!

Asking you to help me move some boxes was a lie. Sorry!

My French toast is stacked w cinnamon & sugar. You need it in your face. (46f)

My French toast is stacked w cinnamon & sugar. You need it in your face. (46f)

my mom face when I find messes everywhere and beds unmade (46f)

my mom face when I find messes everywhere and beds unmade (46f)

I'm head of the class at MILF School. just sayin' (46F)

I'm head of the class at MILF School. just sayin' (46F)

Older moms sometimes grow bigger boobs as we get older. Science! (46F)

Older moms sometimes grow bigger boobs as we get older. Science! (46F)

Welcome to Poindexter's Milfy Bar. Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear of course. I'm a terrible bar-mom...I got whiskey all over my boobs! (46F)

Welcome to Poindexter's Milfy Bar. Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear of course. I'm a terrible bar-mom...I got whiskey all over my boobs! (46F)

"please don't punish me for being out of uniform, sir. I promise to be a good soldier for milf army from now on." (46F)

"please don't punish me for being out of uniform, sir. I promise to be a good soldier for milf army from now on." (46F)

My husband's not here to help me with the zipper. Perhaps you can take his place and help me (46F)

My husband's not here to help me with the zipper. Perhaps you can take his place and help me (46F)

Avg married mom, 45. "Just gonna pop over to the grocery store, honey. BRB"

Avg married mom, 45. "Just gonna pop over to the grocery store, honey. BRB"

Married mom, 45. No you didn't see me going in an anonymous luxury hotel w/o my husband. That was someone else

Married mom, 45. No you didn't see me going in an anonymous luxury hotel w/o my husband. That was someone else

You're not fooling me. I see you in the mirror, honey

You're not fooling me. I see you in the mirror, honey

Go to bed! Or Santa won't come. No...my bed... (45F)

Go to bed! Or Santa won't come. No...my bed... (45F)

That mom lady at the office

That mom lady at the office

The nice moms from the block

The nice moms from the block

Side boobs

Side boobs

Under my top when I go to the grocery store

Under my top when I go to the grocery store

...the better to see you with

...the better to see you with

Purple Honey B

Purple Honey B

People stare at my boobs at work sometimes. I don’t mind [F]

People stare at my boobs at work sometimes. I don’t mind [F]

Mom pajamas. Sexayyyy 🤣

Mom pajamas. Sexayyyy 🤣

First post here. Ok for work? (44F)

First post here. Ok for work? (44F)

Mom of 3, (43F)

Mom of 3, (43F)