Mom pajamas. Sexayyyy 🤣

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Pinch em for luck

Pinch em for luck

Asking you to help me move some boxes was a lie. Sorry!

Asking you to help me move some boxes was a lie. Sorry!

My French toast is stacked w cinnamon & sugar. You need it in your face. (46f)

My French toast is stacked w cinnamon & sugar. You need it in your face. (46f)

my mom face when I find messes everywhere and beds unmade (46f)

my mom face when I find messes everywhere and beds unmade (46f)

I'm head of the class at MILF School. just sayin' (46F)

I'm head of the class at MILF School. just sayin' (46F)

why's your best friend's mom always look at you that way. 🤔 (46F)

why's your best friend's mom always look at you that way. 🤔 (46F)

Older moms sometimes grow bigger boobs as we get older. Science! (46F)

Older moms sometimes grow bigger boobs as we get older. Science! (46F)

Welcome to Poindexter's Milfy Bar. Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear of course. I'm a terrible bar-mom...I got whiskey all over my boobs! (46F)

Welcome to Poindexter's Milfy Bar. Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear of course. I'm a terrible bar-mom...I got whiskey all over my boobs! (46F)

"please don't punish me for being out of uniform, sir. I promise to be a good soldier for milf army from now on." (46F)

"please don't punish me for being out of uniform, sir. I promise to be a good soldier for milf army from now on." (46F)

My husband's not here to help me with the zipper. Perhaps you can take his place and help me (46F)

My husband's not here to help me with the zipper. Perhaps you can take his place and help me (46F)

No, you didn't see me going in a secret hotel. I'm a married woman. That was someone else I'm sure (46F)

No, you didn't see me going in a secret hotel. I'm a married woman. That was someone else I'm sure (46F)

Avg married mom, 45. "Just gonna pop over to the grocery store, honey. BRB"

Avg married mom, 45. "Just gonna pop over to the grocery store, honey. BRB"

Ever had a crush on a friend's mom? You ever do anything about it? You should...

Ever had a crush on a friend's mom? You ever do anything about it? You should...

Married mom, 45. No you didn't see me going in an anonymous luxury hotel w/o my husband. That was someone else

Married mom, 45. No you didn't see me going in an anonymous luxury hotel w/o my husband. That was someone else

You're not fooling me. I see you in the mirror, honey

You're not fooling me. I see you in the mirror, honey

Go to bed! Or Santa won't come. No...my bed... (45F)

Go to bed! Or Santa won't come. No...my bed... (45F)

That mom lady at the office

That mom lady at the office

Side boobs

Side boobs

Labcoats required in Poindexter’s Lab. Then we play LEGO’s. Maybe other stuff (44[F])

Labcoats required in Poindexter’s Lab. Then we play LEGO’s. Maybe other stuff (44[F])

First post here. Ok for work? (44F)

First post here. Ok for work? (44F)

No clothes required when working from home (except maybe zoom mtgs. Or not?😂)

No clothes required when working from home (except maybe zoom mtgs. Or not?😂)

Mom of 3, (43F)

Mom of 3, (43F)

Off to work. Wishing someone would visit me and bend me over my desk and take advantage (43f)

Off to work. Wishing someone would visit me and bend me over my desk and take advantage (43f)

Tying up my hair for bedtime. it was a long, hard day. [43(f)]

Tying up my hair for bedtime. it was a long, hard day. [43(f)]