my mom face when I find messes everywhere and beds unmade (46f)

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Pinch em for luck

Pinch em for luck

Happy St Paddy's Day

Happy St Paddy's Day

Rando mom on reddit

Rando mom on reddit

Neighbor mom dressing

Neighbor mom dressing

Asking you to help me move some boxes was a lie. Sorry!

Asking you to help me move some boxes was a lie. Sorry!

"Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up"🤪 (you probably still would. filthy boys)

"Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up"🤪 (you probably still would. filthy boys)

Those aren't crazy eyes. They're my bedroom eyes!

Those aren't crazy eyes. They're my bedroom eyes!

just a mom makin' dinner. might need more meat for my recipe though ...

just a mom makin' dinner. might need more meat for my recipe though ...

who me. just a sweet innocent goodmom, that's about it

who me. just a sweet innocent goodmom, that's about it

I'm making your favorite for breakfast, honey. Get your glass of milk and sit down.

I'm making your favorite for breakfast, honey. Get your glass of milk and sit down.

My mom boobs aren't going to wash themselves... (46F)

My mom boobs aren't going to wash themselves... (46F)

My French toast is stacked w cinnamon & sugar. You need it in your face. (46f)

My French toast is stacked w cinnamon & sugar. You need it in your face. (46f)

my propeller hat. earning my 'poindexter' street cred. (46f)

my propeller hat. earning my 'poindexter' street cred. (46f)

why's your best friend's mom always look at you that way. 🤔 (46F)

why's your best friend's mom always look at you that way. 🤔 (46F)

Kitchen duty always left to the mom, never any help

Kitchen duty always left to the mom, never any help

Older moms sometimes grow bigger boobs as we get older. Science! (46F)

Older moms sometimes grow bigger boobs as we get older. Science! (46F)

little red riding hood. didn't you promise to eat me up. just checking

little red riding hood. didn't you promise to eat me up. just checking

Welcome to Poindexter's Milfy Bar. Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear of course. I'm a terrible bar-mom...I got whiskey all over my boobs! (46F)

Welcome to Poindexter's Milfy Bar. Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear of course. I'm a terrible bar-mom...I got whiskey all over my boobs! (46F)

"please don't punish me for being out of uniform, sir. I promise to be a good soldier for milf army from now on." (46F)

"please don't punish me for being out of uniform, sir. I promise to be a good soldier for milf army from now on." (46F)

My husband's not here to help me with the zipper. Perhaps you can take his place and help me (46F)

My husband's not here to help me with the zipper. Perhaps you can take his place and help me (46F)

Avg married mom, 45. "Just gonna pop over to the grocery store, honey. BRB"

Avg married mom, 45. "Just gonna pop over to the grocery store, honey. BRB"

Go to bed! Or Santa won't come. No...my bed... (45F)

Go to bed! Or Santa won't come. No...my bed... (45F)

First post here. Ok for work? (44F)

First post here. Ok for work? (44F)