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Pinch em for luck

Pinch em for luck

Asking you to help me move some boxes was a lie. Sorry!

Asking you to help me move some boxes was a lie. Sorry!

"please don't punish me for being out of uniform, sir. I promise to be a good soldier for milf army from now on." (46F)

"please don't punish me for being out of uniform, sir. I promise to be a good soldier for milf army from now on." (46F)

she's a very good wife, laundry, cooking, all that. except for the needing side BFs? she can't help it, milfs have needs I guess

she's a very good wife, laundry, cooking, all that. except for the needing side BFs? she can't help it, milfs have needs I guess

Avg married mom, 45. "Just gonna pop over to the grocery store, honey. BRB"

Avg married mom, 45. "Just gonna pop over to the grocery store, honey. BRB"

Literally, my wifešŸ˜…. It was bad enough when she just wore her wedding ring on hotwife dates, now this...

Literally, my wifešŸ˜…. It was bad enough when she just wore her wedding ring on hotwife dates, now this...

Go to bed! Or Santa won't come. No...my bed... (45F)

Go to bed! Or Santa won't come. No...my bed... (45F)

Does my ring catch your eye? (44F)

Does my ring catch your eye? (44F)

Damn, son. Some users complained to the mod that sheā€™s my fake wife. Nah, sheā€™s real. Real bra-less as well.

Damn, son. Some users complained to the mod that sheā€™s my fake wife. Nah, sheā€™s real. Real bra-less as well.

43 [F] at the Bass Pro. She has to strap down her boobs to fit in her camo for hunting season next month

43 [F] at the Bass Pro. She has to strap down her boobs to fit in her camo for hunting season next month

Mom [43F] of three, when she gets home from work

Mom [43F] of three, when she gets home from work

Showed wife (43[F]) her photo comments. She was stunned, shocked, flattered, embarrassed. She is modest & 100% tom-boy and does not see herself as drop-dead gorgeous. Crazy.

Showed wife (43[F]) her photo comments. She was stunned, shocked, flattered, embarrassed. She is modest & 100% tom-boy and does not see herself as drop-dead gorgeous. Crazy.

My Darth Vader piggy bank. When you put a coin in, he comes to life and says ā€œImpressive. Most Impressiveā€ (for like 30 secs. at 130 dB!). And my verified 40+ milf crown, all government issued and approved & everything (mom of three, 43[F])

My Darth Vader piggy bank. When you put a coin in, he comes to life and says ā€œImpressive. Most Impressiveā€ (for like 30 secs. at 130 dB!). And my verified 40+ milf crown, all government issued and approved & everything (mom of three, 43[F])

Mom of three, 43(f)

Mom of three, 43(f)

Mom of three, 43(f), I bought cheetah ears to make sexy photo. Cheetah ears well known to make sexy photo

Mom of three, 43(f), I bought cheetah ears to make sexy photo. Cheetah ears well known to make sexy photo

Mom of three, 43(f) yrs old - My Halloween decorations, arenā€™t they festive!

Mom of three, 43(f) yrs old - My Halloween decorations, arenā€™t they festive!

Mom [43F] of three, when she gets home from work

Mom [43F] of three, when she gets home from work

Mom/wife [43F], Iā€™m deciding between Halloween costumes. Other one is cute witch in black

Mom/wife [43F], Iā€™m deciding between Halloween costumes. Other one is cute witch in black

Wife/mom [43F] husband traveling for work, home alone (I had to re-do the title, it was all messed up, duhhh - it was really late when I posted the original)

Wife/mom [43F] husband traveling for work, home alone (I had to re-do the title, it was all messed up, duhhh - it was really late when I posted the original)

Mom [43F] of three. I was thinking of going trick or treating in this. Think I can get away with it?

Mom [43F] of three. I was thinking of going trick or treating in this. Think I can get away with it?

Mom [43F] of three. Studying for exams. ā€œTeacher, is there anything I can do for extra credit?ā€ (No, Iā€™m kidding. Took the kids Halloween costume shopping. Mommy got an outfit for herself)

Mom [43F] of three. Studying for exams. ā€œTeacher, is there anything I can do for extra credit?ā€ (No, Iā€™m kidding. Took the kids Halloween costume shopping. Mommy got an outfit for herself)

My (43F) post yesterday accidentally made it show up on r/all Reddit front page and people I know started contacting me! I was soooo embarrassed and nervous, I removed it. I didnā€™t know that could happen! (I donā€™t know reddit all that well). I was flatter

My (43F) post yesterday accidentally made it show up on r/all Reddit front page and people I know started contacting me! I was soooo embarrassed and nervous, I removed it. I didnā€™t know that could happen! (I donā€™t know reddit all that well). I was flatter

Mommy [43F] had too much mommy juice at kids birthday party. Donā€™t do anything bad to me. No. Donā€™t do anything good to me. No no, do something bad thatā€™s good. There.

Mommy [43F] had too much mommy juice at kids birthday party. Donā€™t do anything bad to me. No. Donā€™t do anything good to me. No no, do something bad thatā€™s good. There.

Wife had too much mommy juice at kidā€™s birthday party today

Wife had too much mommy juice at kidā€™s birthday party today