My Darth Vader piggy bank. When you put a coin in, he comes to life and says “Impressive. Most Impressive” (for like 30 secs. at 130 dB!). And my verified 40+ milf crown, all government issued and approved & everything (mom of three, 43[F])

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If a milfy lady invites you to her hotel, and then silently walks to the bedroom like this, yep! You've been had. She just wants to use you. Sorry!

If a milfy lady invites you to her hotel, and then silently walks to the bedroom like this, yep! You've been had. She just wants to use you. Sorry!

Happy Pi day! 3.14z. Would you like some pie. [F]

Happy Pi day! 3.14z. Would you like some pie. [F]

Literally, my wife😅. It was bad enough when she just wore her wedding ring on hotwife dates, now this...

Literally, my wife😅. It was bad enough when she just wore her wedding ring on hotwife dates, now this...

Can you help me in the laundry room? Mom’s work never done, you know

Can you help me in the laundry room? Mom’s work never done, you know

Merry Xmas to me. Ya, that’s an RTX3090 inside & and a 80085 on top [F]

Merry Xmas to me. Ya, that’s an RTX3090 inside & and a 80085 on top [F]

“You do not knowww the powahh of the dark side! (44[F])

“You do not knowww the powahh of the dark side! (44[F])

Wore this to the grocery store for kicks (44[F])

Wore this to the grocery store for kicks (44[F])

Labcoats required in Poindexter’s Lab. Then we play LEGO’s. Maybe other stuff (44[F])

Labcoats required in Poindexter’s Lab. Then we play LEGO’s. Maybe other stuff (44[F])

Does my ring catch your eye? (44F)

Does my ring catch your eye? (44F)

“If you don’t get my game, you might not make it back...”(*gfycat for 🎵 🎶 *)

“If you don’t get my game, you might not make it back...”(*gfycat for 🎵 🎶 *)

Mom of three, 43(f), I bought cheetah ears to make sexy photo. Cheetah ears well known to make sexy photo

Mom of three, 43(f), I bought cheetah ears to make sexy photo. Cheetah ears well known to make sexy photo

I liked this pic I (43[f]) took later of my ‘Eleven’ costume better. If it’s too spammy I’ll delete one just tell me.

I liked this pic I (43[f]) took later of my ‘Eleven’ costume better. If it’s too spammy I’ll delete one just tell me.

Mom of three, 43(f) yrs old - My Halloween decorations, aren’t they festive!

Mom of three, 43(f) yrs old - My Halloween decorations, aren’t they festive!

7mm Mag check-out

7mm Mag check-out

On my way to trick or treating!

On my way to trick or treating!

Mom [43F] of three, when she gets home from work

Mom [43F] of three, when she gets home from work

Mom/wife [43F], I’m deciding between Halloween costumes. Other one is cute witch in black

Mom/wife [43F], I’m deciding between Halloween costumes. Other one is cute witch in black

Wife/mom [43F] husband traveling for work, home alone (I had to re-do the title, it was all messed up, duhhh - it was really late when I posted the original)

Wife/mom [43F] husband traveling for work, home alone (I had to re-do the title, it was all messed up, duhhh - it was really late when I posted the original)

Mom [43F] of three. Studying for exams. “Teacher, is there anything I can do for extra credit?” (No, I’m kidding. Took the kids Halloween costume shopping. Mommy got an outfit for herself)

Mom [43F] of three. Studying for exams. “Teacher, is there anything I can do for extra credit?” (No, I’m kidding. Took the kids Halloween costume shopping. Mommy got an outfit for herself)

Mom [43F], going to go to night school. Going to make something of myself!

Mom [43F], going to go to night school. Going to make something of myself!

Mom [43F] of three. I have no lingerie so I found this one at the bottom of a drawer wrinkled to make the sex-ayy photo 🤪🤓. You like?

Mom [43F] of three. I have no lingerie so I found this one at the bottom of a drawer wrinkled to make the sex-ayy photo 🤪🤓. You like?

From my wife’s [43F] latest story. She’s getting ready for her hunting trip next month, checking her rifle actions and such, if they need work. Her with her 7mm Mag.

From my wife’s [43F] latest story. She’s getting ready for her hunting trip next month, checking her rifle actions and such, if they need work. Her with her 7mm Mag.

Wife had too much mommy juice at kid’s birthday party today

Wife had too much mommy juice at kid’s birthday party today