When you’re in a resort town and it rains, go shopping and send your husband photos from the fitting room.

It may be 96 outside, but the pool is refreshing and I could use some company. Are you game?

I love offering all the dad’s in the neighborhood a reason to pop over for a Sunday night beer.

The dads in the neighborhood like being part of my workout group. Do you want to be my next workout buddy?

Would you like to grab ahold of my lucky charms? [female] 🍀

I promise, you won’t dread bath time with me 😉

Anyone want to come over and watch the Ravens game?

Way more fun to share them with you than keep them all to myself, don’t you agree? (Reposting with gender tag) [f]

Remember, always moisturize following a warm shower [female]

Monday morning have you feeling grouchy? Hopefully these tits will turn that frown upside down [female]

I’ve got my onsie pajamas on, who else is ready for a sleepover?

The dad’s in the neighborhood love when I stop by with cookies 😘

Don’t worry, I always save the best gifts for last [female]

See anything you like?

I wont tell Santa if you don’t

If you help me with my outdoor holiday display, I’ll let you decorate something more exciting in my bedroom

Orange you glad I like to post my naked body on reddit? 😉 [female]

A little pre-Thanksgiving snack for you

I feel a little like I’m in the Blair Witch Project standing against the wall, but let’s hope you’re planning to give me a good reason to scream 👻

Your view from above when I slide into the hot tub to suck your cock

New post, same big bullseyes

Size really does matter

It’s Tuesday, let’s have fun

Organic and cage-free [image] [oc]

Popping out!