The dad’s in the neighborhood love when I stop by with cookies 😘

I love offering all the dad’s in the neighborhood a reason to pop over for a Sunday night beer.

When you’re in a resort town and it rains, go shopping and send your husband photos from the fitting room.

My pool parties are the most popular on the block. Why don’t you come over and test the waters with me.

The dads in the neighborhood like being part of my workout group. Do you want to be my next workout buddy?

Tits out, mask on, sounds like a proper shopping trip

Would you like to grab ahold of my lucky charms? [female] 🍀

I need help with this zipper. Can you lend a hand? [female]

I promise, you won’t dread bath time with me 😉

Anyone want to come over and watch the Ravens game?

Way more fun to share them with you than keep them all to myself, don’t you agree? (Reposting with gender tag) [f]

Remember, always moisturize following a warm shower [female]

Monday morning have you feeling grouchy? Hopefully these tits will turn that frown upside down [female]

I’ve got my onsie pajamas on, who else is ready for a sleepover?

Don’t worry, I always save the best gifts for last [female]

See anything you like?

I wont tell Santa if you don’t

If you help me with my outdoor holiday display, I’ll let you decorate something more exciting in my bedroom

A little pre-Thanksgiving snack for you

I feel a little like I’m in the Blair Witch Project standing against the wall, but let’s hope you’re planning to give me a good reason to scream 👻

Come into my office...let me suck you dry [f]

I get wet when I post my photos for you to enjoy [image] [oc]

It’s May & it’s snowing. I guess I’ll throw on some flannel and wait for you to warm me up

Organic and cage-free [image] [oc]