A little pre-Thanksgiving snack for you

I love offering all the dad’s in the neighborhood a reason to pop over for a Sunday night beer.

Would you like to grab ahold of my lucky charms? [female] 🍀

I promise, you won’t dread bath time with me 😉

Anyone want to come over and watch the Ravens game?

Way more fun to share them with you than keep them all to myself, don’t you agree? (Reposting with gender tag) [f]

Remember, always moisturize following a warm shower [female]

I’ve got my onsie pajamas on, who else is ready for a sleepover?

The dad’s in the neighborhood love when I stop by with cookies 😘

See anything you like?

I wont tell Santa if you don’t

If you help me with my outdoor holiday display, I’ll let you decorate something more exciting in my bedroom

I feel a little like I’m in the Blair Witch Project standing against the wall, but let’s hope you’re planning to give me a good reason to scream 👻

Come into my office...let me suck you dry [f]

Some days, I just don’t think Tops are necessary

Double your pleasure, double your fun

I get wet when I post my photos for you to enjoy [image] [oc]

On Father’s Day, I hope you also get to be a mother fucker 😘 [image] [oc]

It’s May & it’s snowing. I guess I’ll throw on some flannel and wait for you to warm me up

New post, same big bullseyes

Size really does matter

It’s Tuesday, let’s have fun

Organic and cage-free [image] [oc]

Popping out!