I feel a little like I’m in the Blair Witch Project standing against the wall, but let’s hope you’re planning to give me a good reason to scream 👻

I love offering all the dad’s in the neighborhood a reason to pop over for a Sunday night beer.

Would you like to grab ahold of my lucky charms? [female] 🍀

I promise, you won’t dread bath time with me 😉

Anyone want to come over and watch the Ravens game?

Way more fun to share them with you than keep them all to myself, don’t you agree? (Reposting with gender tag) [f]

I may not be what Hef has in mind, but I certainly know the people on this subreddit wouldn’t mind me being their Playboy Bunny

Remember, always moisturize following a warm shower [female]

I’ve got my onsie pajamas on, who else is ready for a sleepover?

The dad’s in the neighborhood love when I stop by with cookies 😘

See anything you like?

If you help me with my outdoor holiday display, I’ll let you decorate something more exciting in my bedroom

A little pre-Thanksgiving snack for you

Sometimes after a long week, you just need to sit back in the tub and touch yourself. Come over and help?

Some days, I just don’t think Tops are necessary

Too casual for my flight?

Your view if I was sitting on your face.

How would you like to be woken up for work?

His favorite view. Where would you like to be?

Organic and cage-free [image] [oc]

Decided to give the dads out wandering the neighborhood tonight a little treat.

No tricks, just my round ass waiting for you!

Visiting New Orleans for the week. Think I can earn some beads?

The view if I were riding your cock while camping this weeend

Who is going to see what’s at the end of the rainbow?