Try my thighs on for size.

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Should I leave the hat on?

Should I leave the hat on?

Milf... It does a body good! 🥛

Milf... It does a body good! 🥛

Relaxed and Red.

Relaxed and Red.

Try to look into my eyes.

Try to look into my eyes.

This bathing suit really doesn't fit...

This bathing suit really doesn't fit...

Definitely should have ordered this dress a size bigger...

Definitely should have ordered this dress a size bigger...

Please stair at me. ;)

Please stair at me. ;)

Do you guys like milfs?

Do you guys like milfs?

What do you look at first?

What do you look at first?

Hoping my smile distracts you from the cleavage...a bit.

Hoping my smile distracts you from the cleavage...a bit.

Bursting out from a different direction. =D

Bursting out from a different direction. =D

Hoping to make you burst out too. <3

Hoping to make you burst out too. <3

⚠️ Containment Breach Alert ⚠️

⚠️ Containment Breach Alert ⚠️

"I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things." - Gilbert Gottfried

"I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things." - Gilbert Gottfried

Being a bit indecent, don't you think?

Being a bit indecent, don't you think?

“Mist to mist, drops to drops. For water thou art, and unto water shalt thou return.” ― Kamand Kojouri

“Mist to mist, drops to drops. For water thou art, and unto water shalt thou return.” ― Kamand Kojouri

My Hulky Headlights.

My Hulky Headlights.

Uh-oh. You walked into the wrong hotel room. Do you stay or go?

Uh-oh. You walked into the wrong hotel room. Do you stay or go?

I need to know, are my thighs TOO thick?

I need to know, are my thighs TOO thick?

This bra used to fit me. Then I became a mom. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This bra used to fit me. Then I became a mom. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hoping these make you smile today. ☀️

Hoping these make you smile today. ☀️

Can I hang out around here with these thighs?

Can I hang out around here with these thighs?

I've been told I look very innocent in clothes.

I've been told I look very innocent in clothes.

The View is Fine from Up Here.

The View is Fine from Up Here.