"I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things." - Gilbert Gottfried

Am I on candid camera?

Bless this chest?

To boldly drop what no one has dropped before.

Hoping my smile distracts you from the cleavage...a bit.

I know this is a lot to drop in your lap right now.

Being a bit indecent, don't you think?

Would rather I keep them on or take them off?

Let the girl with the curls set your mind awhirl. 💫

This is what happens to your nipples when you become a mommy. ^_^

Tittydrop or Tittypop? You decide.

Confession: I'm a dirty girl with a very dirty room.

Look how happy I am when I'm showing my boobs.

Drop everything and give my boobs your attention.

This bra used to fit me. Then I became a mom. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

They may look fake, but they're actually just filled with milk. 🥛

Drop what you're doing and look at my boobs right now.

Just dropping by to wish you a good morning.

My natural jigglers. 💓

Is it okay if Black Sabbath makes me horny?

Trying to flash at the window and my neighbor just HAPPENED to be standing in his front yard looking up at me. >.> [GIF]

My Mountainous Melons

Hopefully the lack of makeup isn't too real for you all. 🥴

Would you like a glass(es) of milk? 🥛

Since you got me pregnant, they've gotten so heavy...