Just dropping by to wish you a good morning.

How much do you like milfs?

Class of 2324 represent! [F]

Can't believe we got quarters right next to each other this semester. ;) [F]

Don't you wish your neighbor had an outdoor shower? [GIF]

A bigger fan of Zelda than you thought too.

To boldly drop what no one has dropped before.

How do you guys feel about a Mom Bod? 😶

I know this is a lot to drop in your lap right now.

Would rather I keep them on or take them off?

Let the girl with the curls set your mind awhirl. 💫

This is what happens to your nipples when you become a mommy. ^_^

Confession: I'm a dirty girl with a very dirty room.

Drop everything and give my boobs your attention.

Mine were built for comfort, not speed. 🛥️

Which side of me do you prefer?

Drop what you're doing and look at my boobs right now.

Is it okay if Black Sabbath makes me horny?

Trying to flash at the window and my neighbor just HAPPENED to be standing in his front yard looking up at me. >.> [GIF]

You take me home. You get my top off. Are you disappointed?

Becoming a MILF was the best thing I ever did for my boobs.

Please try and ignore the mess. I am an exhausted, pregnant mother!

Representing Seattle University

Since you got me pregnant, they've gotten so heavy...