“Mist to mist, drops to drops. For water thou art, and unto water shalt thou return.” ― Kamand Kojouri

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Am I on candid camera?

Am I on candid camera?

Bless this chest?

Bless this chest?

Class of 2324 represent! [F]

Class of 2324 represent! [F]

To boldly drop what no one has dropped before.

To boldly drop what no one has dropped before.

How do you guys feel about a Mom Bod? 😶

How do you guys feel about a Mom Bod? 😶

I know this is a lot to drop in your lap right now.

I know this is a lot to drop in your lap right now.

Would rather I keep them on or take them off?

Would rather I keep them on or take them off?

Let the girl with the curls set your mind awhirl. 💫

Let the girl with the curls set your mind awhirl. 💫

This is what happens to your nipples when you become a mommy. ^_^

This is what happens to your nipples when you become a mommy. ^_^

Tittydrop or Tittypop? You decide.

Tittydrop or Tittypop? You decide.

Drop everything and give my boobs your attention.

Drop everything and give my boobs your attention.

They may look fake, but they're actually just filled with milk. 🥛

They may look fake, but they're actually just filled with milk. 🥛

Hope everything you see is up to spec. Get it? Up to spec? SPEC. SPECS. Haha. Thanks.

Hope everything you see is up to spec. Get it? Up to spec? SPEC. SPECS. Haha. Thanks.

Your next door neighbor has nicer boobs than you imagined... =P

Your next door neighbor has nicer boobs than you imagined... =P

Which side of me do you prefer?

Which side of me do you prefer?

Drop what you're doing and look at my boobs right now.

Drop what you're doing and look at my boobs right now.

Just dropping by to wish you a good morning.

Just dropping by to wish you a good morning.

My natural jigglers. 💓

My natural jigglers. 💓

Trying to flash at the window and my neighbor just HAPPENED to be standing in his front yard looking up at me. >.> [GIF]

Trying to flash at the window and my neighbor just HAPPENED to be standing in his front yard looking up at me. >.> [GIF]

My Mountainous Melons

My Mountainous Melons

You take me home. You get my top off. Are you disappointed?

You take me home. You get my top off. Are you disappointed?

Hopefully the lack of makeup isn't too real for you all. 🥴

Hopefully the lack of makeup isn't too real for you all. 🥴

Representing Seattle University

Representing Seattle University

Since you got me pregnant, they've gotten so heavy...

Since you got me pregnant, they've gotten so heavy...