“Mist to mist, drops to drops. For water thou art, and unto water shalt thou return.” ― Kamand Kojouri

Am I on candid camera?

Bless this chest?

Class of 2324 represent! [F]

To boldly drop what no one has dropped before.

How do you guys feel about a Mom Bod? 😶

I know this is a lot to drop in your lap right now.

Would rather I keep them on or take them off?

Let the girl with the curls set your mind awhirl. 💫

This is what happens to your nipples when you become a mommy. ^_^

Tittydrop or Tittypop? You decide.

Drop everything and give my boobs your attention.

They may look fake, but they're actually just filled with milk. 🥛

Hope everything you see is up to spec. Get it? Up to spec? SPEC. SPECS. Haha. Thanks.

Your next door neighbor has nicer boobs than you imagined... =P

Which side of me do you prefer?

Drop what you're doing and look at my boobs right now.

Just dropping by to wish you a good morning.

My natural jigglers. 💓

Trying to flash at the window and my neighbor just HAPPENED to be standing in his front yard looking up at me. >.> [GIF]

My Mountainous Melons

You take me home. You get my top off. Are you disappointed?

Hopefully the lack of makeup isn't too real for you all. 🥴

Representing Seattle University

Since you got me pregnant, they've gotten so heavy...