Definitely should have ordered this dress a size bigger...

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Showing off my new thicker mommy body.

Showing off my new thicker mommy body.

Should I leave the hat on?

Should I leave the hat on?

I take my job very, very seriously.

I take my job very, very seriously.

Can moms still wear these kind of bathing suits?

Can moms still wear these kind of bathing suits?

What I lack in good looks, I make up for in eagerness.

What I lack in good looks, I make up for in eagerness.

Mine also come fully loaded with milk!

Mine also come fully loaded with milk!

Try to look into my eyes.

Try to look into my eyes.

This bathing suit really doesn't fit...

This bathing suit really doesn't fit...

What do you look at first?

What do you look at first?

My jean jacket can't contain them.

My jean jacket can't contain them.

Try my thighs on for size.

Try my thighs on for size.

Hoping my smile distracts you from the cleavage...a bit.

Hoping my smile distracts you from the cleavage...a bit.

Bursting out from a different direction. =D

Bursting out from a different direction. =D

Hoping to make you burst out too. <3

Hoping to make you burst out too. <3

⚠️ Containment Breach Alert ⚠️

⚠️ Containment Breach Alert ⚠️

"I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things." - Gilbert Gottfried

"I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things." - Gilbert Gottfried

Being a bit indecent, don't you think?

Being a bit indecent, don't you think?

My Hulky Headlights.

My Hulky Headlights.

Don't need any other item of clothing tbh.

Don't need any other item of clothing tbh.

My Megalithic Mammaries.

My Megalithic Mammaries.

This bra used to fit me. Then I became a mom. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This bra used to fit me. Then I became a mom. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Before pregnancy and after. <3

Before pregnancy and after. <3

Friend, imagine there is a wall and I'll fuck my boyfriend here

Friend, imagine there is a wall and I'll fuck my boyfriend here