"The tits are strong with this one!" - Obi Wan Kenobi, probably.

I think Gandal[f]'s favorite band was probably The Eagles 🧙🏻‍♂️ 🦅

Darth Vader probably liked his toast a bit on the Dark Side 🍞

Are you a Star Wars nerd too? We should get matching Tatooines.

A hobbit was not watching where he was going and he bumped into the wizard. He said, "Saruman, didn't see you there"! 🧙🏻‍♂️

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!

I never made it to Mount Doom. There was always one Mordor to go through [f] 🧙🏻‍♂️

I think General Grievous’ favorite band had to be Weezer 🤷🏼‍♀️

I went to a sale at the Darth Maul. Everything was half off.

I never made it to Mount Doom. There was always one Mordor to go through.

I couldn't enter Sauron's lair, there was always one Mordor to go through 🧙🏻‍♂️

Jedi in the streets, Sith in the sheets.

I wanna tell you something, but I don’t really wanna talk about it because I’m not sure how I feel about it, and I don’t wanna be told how to feel.

If I was the Force, I hope you'd be strong with me. [f] 🤔

One ass to rule them all [f] 👑

"There's always a bigger booty" - Qui-Gon Jinn, probably [f]

Lets role play. I'll be Kim Possible, you be Ron, and I'll kiss your naked mole rat for luck.

You stole my heart like the rebels stole the Death Star plans.

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

Let me shake it for you real quick [f] 🤪

Like a shiny wet booty? [f] [gif] 🦊

Distract me while I get ready? [f] 🦊

Meet be in the forest near my favorite tree [GIF] 🦊

First time trail flashing [gif]