Summertime, and the living is easy…. (F)

Some people swear by the pencil test, but for real torpies, I suggest the tshirt test!

Puff, puff, don’t pass

They just won’t do what they’re told

Just, ya know, swinging into the weekend

Cum worship at my altar

It’s like the Bermuda Triangle of boobs. Puffy, perky, torpie. Come vanish in between them 🍈

Mammo today! Save a life boys, fondle a breast #puffies

Such torp! Much wow!

Permission to launch, captain?

Whoops, someone pushed the launch button….

People ask how they can be puffy and perky at the same time… the answer, my friends, is blowing in the wind

When you just got home from work and your sweater has worked as hard as it could to contain them….

Torpon, torpoff

I call this “the t-shirt test”

#mood

When your torps are being extra torpie

🎶 Two nipples nipping, and a partridge in a pear tree 🌲 [f]

Which way to redemption please?

Torpedoes for daysssssss

Peachy 🍑 [f]

With a dash of torpedo, please.

Peach and cream anyone? 🍑🥛 [F]

[F]eeling cute, might take it off later 🍑