Some people swear by the pencil test, but for real torpies, I suggest the tshirt test!
Puff, puff, don’t pass
Summertime, and the living is easy…. (F)
They just won’t do what they’re told
Just, ya know, swinging into the weekend
Reasons I am a bi:
Cum worship at my altar
It’s like the Bermuda Triangle of boobs. Puffy, perky, torpie. Come vanish in between them 🍈
Mammo today! Save a life boys, fondle a breast #puffies
Such torp! Much wow!
Permission to launch, captain?
Whoops, someone pushed the launch button….
People ask how they can be puffy and perky at the same time… the answer, my friends, is blowing in the wind
When you just got home from work and your sweater has worked as hard as it could to contain them….
Torpon, torpoff
I call this “the t-shirt test”
#mood
When your torps are being extra torpie
Which way to redemption please?
Torpedoes for daysssssss
With a dash of torpedo, please.
Studying the booty like it's his duty
5'2 and size 28GG
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