#mood

Summertime, and the living is easy…. (F)

Is meeting someone in a hotel bar in a trench coat still a thing? Asking for a friend.

They just won’t do what they’re told

Just, ya know, swinging into the weekend

Cum worship at my altar

It’s like the Bermuda Triangle of boobs. Puffy, perky, torpie. Come vanish in between them 🍈

Mammo today! Save a life boys, fondle a breast #puffies

Such torp! Much wow!

Bewbs

Permission to launch, captain?

Whoops, someone pushed the launch button….

People ask how they can be puffy and perky at the same time… the answer, my friends, is blowing in the wind

When you just got home from work and your sweater has worked as hard as it could to contain them….

Paint me like your French girls 🎨

Just a girl and her torpedoes 🚀 Someone come press the launch button

Torpon, torpoff

I call this “the t-shirt test”

When your torps are being extra torpie

You’re only as young as the woman you [f]eel #naughty40

Which way to redemption please?

Torpedoes for daysssssss

With a dash of torpedo, please.

Tiddies for dayyyzzzz