Such torp! Much wow!

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Some people swear by the pencil test, but for real torpies, I suggest the tshirt test!

Some people swear by the pencil test, but for real torpies, I suggest the tshirt test!

Puff, puff, don’t pass

Puff, puff, don’t pass

Summertime, and the living is easy…. (F)

Summertime, and the living is easy…. (F)

They just won’t do what they’re told

They just won’t do what they’re told

Just, ya know, swinging into the weekend

Just, ya know, swinging into the weekend

Reasons I am a bi:

Reasons I am a bi:

Cum worship at my altar

Cum worship at my altar

It’s like the Bermuda Triangle of boobs. Puffy, perky, torpie. Come vanish in between them 🍈

It’s like the Bermuda Triangle of boobs. Puffy, perky, torpie. Come vanish in between them 🍈

Mammo today! Save a life boys, fondle a breast #puffies

Mammo today! Save a life boys, fondle a breast #puffies

Permission to launch, captain?

Permission to launch, captain?

Whoops, someone pushed the launch button….

Whoops, someone pushed the launch button….

People ask how they can be puffy and perky at the same time… the answer, my friends, is blowing in the wind

People ask how they can be puffy and perky at the same time… the answer, my friends, is blowing in the wind

When you just got home from work and your sweater has worked as hard as it could to contain them….

When you just got home from work and your sweater has worked as hard as it could to contain them….

Torpon, torpoff

Torpon, torpoff

I call this “the t-shirt test”

I call this “the t-shirt test”

#mood

#mood

When your torps are being extra torpie

When your torps are being extra torpie

Which way to redemption please?

Which way to redemption please?

Torpedoes for daysssssss

Torpedoes for daysssssss

With a dash of torpedo, please.

With a dash of torpedo, please.

Studying the booty like it's his duty

Studying the booty like it's his duty

5'2 and size 28GG

5'2 and size 28GG

Never posted this here

Never posted this here