so a sammich burger thingy on dryish toast

Homemade Taco Bell cause screw getting a DUI

A full Italian Meal. For Tony.

My go-to drunk meal last year: garlic bread chicken finger melt

Had wine for the first time in ages last night...drank 2 bottles, made this shrimp alfredo, took one bite and passed out

Y'all are trying too hard. Pizza rolls, pepperjack, and jalapenos. Fucking dope.

started the gravy and meatballs endeavor sober 3hrs ago, am now a bottle of cab deep and very drunk. excuse my unkempt face it’s 2am

So I got drunk and decided it was a good idea to make a snake out of bread...

Made a pita pizza last night. I imagine I enjoyed it. Don’t recall making it, taking this pic, or eating it.

Aldi salmon with some nice Dill butter and cheap beer. No idea why my phone thinks Dill is someone's fucking name an therefore insist on capitalizing it, but who am I to argue.

What’s better than drunk nachos?

My "breakup steak," a feel good meal for the broken heart; Pan seared sirloin with a bourbon maple glaze

on the sammich rorcado and a melt

Sad and depressed my SO lost his job and we are trying to just get through, made stove top Mac N Cheese with leftover pasta, cream cheese milk and some random cheeses leftover. It was good just send us some good thoughts man.

jambon fromage omelette

I cooked my hand while drunk cooking last night. Don’t be like me. Make sure your electric stove is not hot before putting a plastic cutting board on it. And if you do, don’t realize your mistake and then pick up the cutting board by the molten underneath

There's no law that says I can't put ground beef in an eggroll wrapper and have it with BBQ sauce.

bought the most depressing pork chikun burger ever and tried to spice it up, yeah that never works--

Left over Chinese press

I got drunk off of Andygator last night and decided to make a garlic bread spaghetti grilled cheese

Drunken loaded quarantine tots.

I made a fancy plate and I need to show you because I've had 8 IPA's Fried chicken, sweet potato mash and smoked gouda & cheddar mac.

this boi was slightly over but still a fineapple

its britney bitch