Shower with me? 🦊

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love ❤️

I must be drawn to the Force, ‘cuz Yoda only one for me.

Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!

Darth Vader knew what Luke was getting for his birthday. He felt his presents.

Be the Han to be Leia, and I'll never make you go Solo ⚡️

After his fight with Darth Vader, Luke had to visit the second hand store ✋🏻

I realized that we have no way of knowing if R2-D2 was cussing the whole time. He could have been really upset the whole time and we would never know.

My friend decided to get a face tattoo of her favorite Star Wars character. You should’ve seen the Luke on her face.

Gollum's favorite bird was definitely a smea-gull.

"Begun the Titty War has." - Yoda, probably.

It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well, they can tell when it’s raining.

Lets play Empire Strikes Back, because I'm ready to get Hoth and heavy.

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Pale booty, red hair and a slight jiggle. I'm the whole package.

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

Please excuse my bedhead this morning

I woke with this morning with the urge to show y'all something 🦊

Felt confident this morning, so I decided to show you guys my boobs

I don't feel like getting out of bed today. Is that gonna be a problem? 🦊

How about Titty Drop Tuesday? 🦊

Naked mornings are the best mornings 🦊

I wear tan lines in lieu of panties 🦊

First time trail flashing [gif]