[Image] They're heavy, but they're mine and I love them

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I taught my tits to do tricks!

I taught my tits to do tricks!

Dory is having a GREAT day

Dory is having a GREAT day

Could I trouble someone for a motorboating?

Could I trouble someone for a motorboating?

Goofy and horny with a natural pair

Goofy and horny with a natural pair

Tits and a fireplace. What more could you want?

Tits and a fireplace. What more could you want?

Connecting with my Disney villain side

Connecting with my Disney villain side

Feel me up on the dance floor

Feel me up on the dance floor

The list says you've been very good this year

The list says you've been very good this year

I'm just here for the eggnog

I'm just here for the eggnog

X-Ray Vision

X-Ray Vision

Try to cover my ring!

Try to cover my ring!

[Image] A few seconds before a guy on the sidewalk looked up and smiled

[Image] A few seconds before a guy on the sidewalk looked up and smiled

A little thank you for the guys that sort by "new"

A little thank you for the guys that sort by "new"

[Image] Scotch and tits. What else would you need?

[Image] Scotch and tits. What else would you need?

[Image] I'm here to serve drinks and have sex. And we just ran out of ice.

[Image] I'm here to serve drinks and have sex. And we just ran out of ice.

[Image] They're just waiting for you to put something in between them

[Image] They're just waiting for you to put something in between them

[Image] Master, look what I grew!

[Image] Master, look what I grew!

My girls can't stay chained down for too long...

My girls can't stay chained down for too long...

I'm feeling blue...cheer me up?

I'm feeling blue...cheer me up?

Trick or treats

Trick or treats

[Image] I can't garden at all, so it's nice to see I can grow something beautiful 😉

[Image] I can't garden at all, so it's nice to see I can grow something beautiful 😉

I have to keep them clean! [GIF]

I have to keep them clean! [GIF]

"I'm shiny, captain. A-OK." [Image]

"I'm shiny, captain. A-OK." [Image]

I want to taste you on my lips...

I want to taste you on my lips...