I have to keep them clean! [GIF]

Goofy and horny with a natural pair

Feel me up on the dance floor

I'm just here for the eggnog

[Image] Nothing like feeling a warm fire on your skin!

[Image] They're real. And they're spectacular.

[Image] Be honest, where did you look first?

[Image] Stop scrolling in the name of the law.

[Image] Treat your girls to a bubble bath today!

[Image] A few seconds before a guy on the sidewalk looked up and smiled

[Image] Scotch and tits. What else would you need?

[Image] I'm here to serve drinks and have sex. And we just ran out of ice.

Cindy Lou Whore from Whoreville

[Image] Nothing more natural than tits by firelight

[Image] They're just waiting for you to put something in between them

[Image] Master, look what I grew!

My girls can't stay chained down for too long...

I'm feeling blue...cheer me up?

Trick or treats

[Image] I can't garden at all, so it's nice to see I can grow something beautiful 😉

[Gif] Hey baby...come to bed?

"They're real. And they're fantastic." [Image]

"I'm shiny, captain. A-OK." [Image]

I want to taste you on my lips...