"I'm shiny, captain. A-OK." [Image]

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Goofy and horny with a natural pair

Goofy and horny with a natural pair

Feel me up on the dance floor

Feel me up on the dance floor

I'm just here for the eggnog

I'm just here for the eggnog

I'm back just in time for Halloween! Now who wants to snuggle with a Pikachu?

I'm back just in time for Halloween! Now who wants to snuggle with a Pikachu?

A little thank you for the guys that sort by "new"

A little thank you for the guys that sort by "new"

You know a girl is a sub when she can't look you in the eye

You know a girl is a sub when she can't look you in the eye

[Image] I'm here to serve drinks and have sex. And we just ran out of ice.

[Image] I'm here to serve drinks and have sex. And we just ran out of ice.

I cleaned my room, do I get my lollipop now?

I cleaned my room, do I get my lollipop now?

[Image] They're just waiting for you to put something in between them

[Image] They're just waiting for you to put something in between them

[Image] Master, look what I grew!

[Image] Master, look what I grew!

My girls can't stay chained down for too long...

My girls can't stay chained down for too long...

If this was a movie poster, what would the movie be called? 🤔

If this was a movie poster, what would the movie be called? 🤔

I'm going to need you to give me all your candy

I'm going to need you to give me all your candy

Trick or treats

Trick or treats

Once that honey drip, she can't keep away...

Once that honey drip, she can't keep away...

[Image] I can't garden at all, so it's nice to see I can grow something beautiful 😉

[Image] I can't garden at all, so it's nice to see I can grow something beautiful 😉

It's my birthday and I hope you guys can help me frost these cakes...

It's my birthday and I hope you guys can help me frost these cakes...

It's my birthday, come blow out my candles?

It's my birthday, come blow out my candles?

There's something special about being sprinkled with droplets

There's something special about being sprinkled with droplets

I have to keep them clean! [GIF]

I have to keep them clean! [GIF]

Care for a glass of wine?

Care for a glass of wine?

Happy Seduceday. Is it working?

Happy Seduceday. Is it working?

You probably couldn't guess that I used to be that shy girl... [F]

You probably couldn't guess that I used to be that shy girl... [F]

Always make sure you double check the shirt size before you buy...