It's my birthday, come blow out my candles?

Why have a Christmas tree when you can hang things on me??

It's so warm in here, even with just an apron on...

I'm back just in time for Halloween! Now who wants to snuggle with a Pikachu?

Butter feels really good on nipples, just fyi...

Breathless

A little thank you for the guys that sort by "new"

I've been told I'm like a cold glass of milk

You know a girl is a sub when she can't look you in the eye

I tried to decorate the tree and the lights got tangled up and I ruined everything

I cleaned my room, do I get my lollipop now?

The cookies go in my mouth, the milk goes all over me...

[Image] They're just waiting for you to put something in between them

If this was a movie poster, what would the movie be called? 🤔

I'm going to need you to give me all your candy

Once that honey drip, she can't keep away...

[Image] I can't garden at all, so it's nice to see I can grow something beautiful 😉

It's my birthday and I hope you guys can help me frost these cakes...

There's something special about being sprinkled with droplets

Care for a glass of wine?

Happy Seduceday. Is it working?

"I'm shiny, captain. A-OK." [Image]

You probably couldn't guess that I used to be that shy girl... [F]

Always make sure you double check the shirt size before you buy...