[Image] Scotch and tits. What else would you need?

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I'm blessed with an Irish complexion

I'm blessed with an Irish complexion

The only thing paler than me is my shirt

The only thing paler than me is my shirt

Goofy and horny with a natural pair

Goofy and horny with a natural pair

When you don't have a disco ball, you can just shine a light against me

When you don't have a disco ball, you can just shine a light against me

Feel me up on the dance floor

Feel me up on the dance floor

I'm just here for the eggnog

I'm just here for the eggnog

How are you celebrating May the Fourth?

How are you celebrating May the Fourth?

TIL: Pikachus are pale white under all that yellow fur

TIL: Pikachus are pale white under all that yellow fur

Bubble baths are my favorite

Bubble baths are my favorite

Aphrodite Bathes [Model]

Aphrodite Bathes [Model]

A little thank you for the guys that sort by "new"

A little thank you for the guys that sort by "new"

[Image] I'm here to serve drinks and have sex. And we just ran out of ice.

[Image] I'm here to serve drinks and have sex. And we just ran out of ice.

[Image] They're just waiting for you to put something in between them

[Image] They're just waiting for you to put something in between them

[Image] Master, look what I grew!

[Image] Master, look what I grew!

My girls can't stay chained down for too long...

My girls can't stay chained down for too long...

May I be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out.

May I be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out.

I'm feeling blue...cheer me up?

I'm feeling blue...cheer me up?

Trick or treats

Trick or treats

[Image] I can't garden at all, so it's nice to see I can grow something beautiful 😉

[Image] I can't garden at all, so it's nice to see I can grow something beautiful 😉

Come taste

Come taste

Leave me alone, I'm playing my game.

Leave me alone, I'm playing my game.

I have to keep them clean! [GIF]

I have to keep them clean! [GIF]

I want to taste you on my lips...

I want to taste you on my lips...

You don't need a lighthouse, just let me take off my clothes and stand on a cliff...

You don't need a lighthouse, just let me take off my clothes and stand on a cliff...