I only seem like I’m helpless….

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love ❤️

I must be drawn to the Force, ‘cuz Yoda only one for me.

Lets play Star Wars, and I'll be your Na-boo 😘

Han Solo was a big Limp Bizkit fan. He did it all for the Wookie.

I'm so lesbian right now

Gollum's favorite bird was definitely a smea-gull.

Alright Obi-Wan, you have the high ground....

Name that tune 🎶

You must be an Ewok because you’re Endor-able

Impossible? Check my name.

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

I learn more when I make mistakes, so long as they don’t kill me.

Stay home with me today? 😘

Big booty redheads [f]uck the best 🦊

I woke with this morning with the urge to show y'all something 🦊

Do you like pale girls with tattoos who like to be naked? 🦊

I'm not the best dancer, but at least I do it naked 🙃🦊

This is me trying to convince you to come back to bed

Naked mornings are the best mornings 🦊

Happy Monday!

If you help me get an A, you can finish inside me

Would you watch me dress in the morning

I’ve got the whole package, but I still want your package

Just hair falling