I did the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs, but I’m gonna take it slow with you.

I must be drawn to the Force, ‘cuz Yoda only one for me.

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of my booty.

Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?

Lets play Star Wars, and I'll be your Na-boo 😘

Darth Vader knew what Luke was getting for his birthday. He felt his presents.

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope.

I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.

Gollum's favorite bird was definitely a smea-gull.

Your name must be Scooby, because I wanna Doo you.

Ten-thousand Orcs now stand between Frodo and Mount Doom. I've sent him to his death.

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.

I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Certainly the forest of Fangorn is perilous — not least to those that are too ready with their axes; and Fangorn himself, he is perilous too; yet he is wise and kindly nonetheless.

Let me shake it for you real quick [f] 🤪

Felt confident this morning, so I decided to show you guys my boobs

Join me for a walk in the woods? 🦊

Help me out of these shorts, please? [gif] 🦊

Naked mornings are the best mornings 🦊

I wear tan lines in lieu of panties 🦊

I wish I could wake up here every morning

I love the feeling of the sun on my naked body

What a great view to wake up to

First post on here! What’s better than sunlight on your skin?