You and me... Let's do this!

I'll do whatever it takes to get you through this day

Welcome to the department with the personnel touch

I'm going to go ahead and assume it isn't a human resources violation to wish you a Happy Valentine's Day

I came, I saw, I [F]orgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got lost on the way back and now I have no idea what's going on

I've been at work less than 30 minutes and already I am using the word [F]uck like a comma

When I finish a run, every part of me is smiling

All things truly wicked start from innocence

Don't forget to smile today

Almost time to leave work and unwrap the presents! [F]

By the way...I'm wearing the smile you gave me

There is always a reason to smile

Heatwave survival 101: get naked

So can we pretend that I'm 22 today? Dancin' on the tables with you

Will a smile in a hoodie give you a woody?

It's been some time

Sleepy smile or sneaky smile… You decide

Don't let the wings fool you 😈

Classic Red [F]of my first time here

How about a little smirk?

Let’s get this week off to a clean start

I'm having high high hopes for the weekend

No sharks were harmed while making this photo

This friday feels just right