I'll do whatever it takes to get you through this day

Welcome to the department with the personnel touch

I'm going to go ahead and assume it isn't a human resources violation to wish you a Happy Valentine's Day

I hate when I've been at work for 8 hours and then it turns out it's only been 45 minutes

I came, I saw, I [F]orgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got lost on the way back and now I have no idea what's going on

I've been at work less than 30 minutes and already I am using the word [F]uck like a comma

Hi. How can I help you today? [F]

Sometimes I run away [F]rom my responsibilities. And it feels good.

What's a girl suppose to do when the servers go down?! [F]

Sign me up [F]or the full-time?

Almost time to leave work and unwrap the presents! [F]

Even though it's sweater weather, I'm keeping some sunshine underneath [F]

It's what's underneath that counts [F] 💙

Some days you just have to create your own sunshine [F]

Congratulations, you made it to [F]riday! Let's get naked.

Are you working [F]ront or back office today?

I told my boss i[F] the lighting was better, I would take more off

Boobs, or no Boobs (that is the question) [F]

This is how I try to not distract you at work [F]

Little Red Riding Hood reporting [F]or duty

Mondays are [F]or lace and mom jeans

I hope this helps with your end-of-holiday blues (and last time someone asked [F]or the back view)

Not my [F]irst time being naughty, but my first post “working” it here

Xmas party at work is over. Time to unwrap your gi[F]t.