Classic Red [F]of my first time here

I'll do whatever it takes to get you through this day

Welcome to the department with the personnel touch

I'm going to go ahead and assume it isn't a human resources violation to wish you a Happy Valentine's Day

I hate when I've been at work for 8 hours and then it turns out it's only been 45 minutes

I came, I saw, I [F]orgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got lost on the way back and now I have no idea what's going on

I've been at work less than 30 minutes and already I am using the word [F]uck like a comma

Hi. How can I help you today? [F]

What's a girl suppose to do when the servers go down?! [F]

I believe that li[F]e is too short for bad fitting jeans

Almost time to leave work and unwrap the presents! [F]

I love you with all my butt [F]

Even though it's sweater weather, I'm keeping some sunshine underneath [F]

Let me take care o[F] your Monday mourning

Some days you just have to create your own sunshine [F]

Congratulations, you made it to [F]riday! Let's get naked.

I told my boss i[F] the lighting was better, I would take more off

Boobs, or no Boobs (that is the question) [F]

I think I'm ready [F]or you

Purple gaze [F]

You and me... Let's do this!

How about a little smirk?

I hope this helps with your end-of-holiday blues (and last time someone asked [F]or the back view)

Not my [F]irst time being naughty, but my first post “working” it here