Yes, you can check out some of my first editions.

Oooh no. There go all my clothes. Go go Godzilla.

You ever fuck a Ravenclaw? We can definitely teach you some things

My friends don't like to talk about video games. Can we talk about them?

I've slayed the Elden Beast. Now let's fuck.

Don't mind my ass. I have an important question Alien or Aliens?

Someone told me my back/ass would make a great canvas. I think they meant tattoos...right?

I will make your shards of Narsil into Anduril.

Which one first?

Which tattoo is better, right or left?

Winner gives sloppy head. Yes, I will be needing all those counters.

I won't let you win

You can put your deck in my box.

I know you're just looking at my shirt, but you can look at my thighs too.

I can play in this position, easy.

Any horny, nerdy, horror fans out there?

Paint me like one of your Sith Lords.

Lots of unclaimed land here....

Let me ride on your lap (ras) when you're as hard as (old) amber and I'll extract your DNA.

No work today=time to play. Which one first?

If you know what this is, you are my type!

Join the dark side with me.

I can leave it on, or take it off.

Let's beat Commander Niall together.