Lots of unclaimed land here....

I can help you build/fix that. Might even do it better.

Ill definitely be stealing your shirts when i want a break from the XS.

Choose your weapon

Favorite resident evil enemy? Mine is obviously the licker.

Oooh no. There go all my clothes. Go go Godzilla.

You ever fuck a Ravenclaw? We can definitely teach you some things

My friends don't like to talk about video games. Can we talk about them?

I've slayed the Elden Beast. Now let's fuck.

Don't mind my ass. I have an important question Alien or Aliens?

Someone told me my back/ass would make a great canvas. I think they meant tattoos...right?

Black clothes, Piercings, AND tattoos? Yes please

I will make your shards of Narsil into Anduril.

Which one first?

I know you've always wanted to fuck a Slytherin. Let me help with that.

A MTG player who would like to fondle your dice.

Which tattoo is better, right or left?

I won't let you win

You'll never watch a chick flick with me. It'll be horror movies 24/7

I'll just be here clicking my mouse.

You can put your deck in my box.

Any horny, nerdy, horror fans out there?

I may not wear dresses, but i promise i wouldn't have it on long anyway.

Let me ride on your lap (ras) when you're as hard as (old) amber and I'll extract your DNA.