I can help you build/fix that. Might even do it better.

Ill definitely be stealing your shirts when i want a break from the XS.

Choose your weapon

Favorite resident evil enemy? Mine is obviously the licker.

Oooh no. There go all my clothes. Go go Godzilla.

I will make your shards of Narsil into Anduril.

Which one first?

I know you've always wanted to fuck a Slytherin. Let me help with that.

A MTG player who would like to fondle your dice.

Winner gives sloppy head. Yes, I will be needing all those counters.

I won't let you win

You'll never watch a chick flick with me. It'll be horror movies 24/7

I'll just be here clicking my mouse.

I know you're just looking at my shirt, but you can look at my thighs too.

I can play in this position, easy.

Wanna be the only thing under my skirt?

Let's play 1 v 1 MTG and fuck. My deathtouch deck is ready to go.

Paint me like one of your Sith Lords.

I may not wear dresses, but i promise i wouldn't have it on long anyway.

Yes, you can check out some of my first editions.

Winner gets the control.

From the mountains to the plains. Which do you choose?

Let's beat Commander Niall together.

Been trying to defeat Commander Niall for a few days. Definitely in need of release.