Oooh no. There go all my clothes. Go go Godzilla.

I can help you build/fix that. Might even do it better.

Ill definitely be stealing your shirts when i want a break from the XS.

Choose your weapon

Favorite resident evil enemy? Mine is obviously the licker.

I will make your shards of Narsil into Anduril.

Which one first?

I know you've always wanted to fuck a Slytherin. Let me help with that.

A MTG player who would like to fondle your dice.

Winner gives sloppy head. Yes, I will be needing all those counters.

I won't let you win

I know you're just looking at my shirt, but you can look at my thighs too.

I can play in this position, easy.

Paint me like one of your Sith Lords.

Yes, you can check out some of my first editions.

My three favorites. Mothra is my queen. Do you have a favorite Kaiju too?

No work today=time to play. Which one first?

If you know what this is, you are my type!

Join the dark side with me.

I can leave it on, or take it off.

Let's beat Commander Niall together.

Hard to pick what is better. Lord of the Rings/Harry Potter tattoo, Resident Evil tattoo, or The Thing tank top.

Qeen embryo xenomorph, sleepy hollow tree, or Mothra/ Death Head Moth combo?

Where are my finger tats from??