What would you do if you saw me in public?
Bet I could distract you from beating me at pool…
And they thought they were here for a game of golf
Public bars in Portland can be dangerous for your eyes
The potential of getting caught is a big part of my kink. It’s also my little way of signaling I’m a swinger. If you saw me do this in public, would you approach me?
Couple of things I learned in Philly: 1. it’s not always Sunny. 2. Your busses are a great place to show off my tits
Continuing to terrorize the local bar crowd
Bringing the fun back to Portland, one bar at a time
Just two friends…having a little fun
Panties are overrated
Easy access shirts are the best
What do you think of my pool skills?
Check out my shot…
The woman behind us was onto what we were doing, and she wasn’t too happy about it
We were caught…but the bar staff didn’t seem to mind
The woman behind us was definitely on to us…and she did not approve
I think the person behind me was on to me. Her ears perked up when she heard me say the word, swinger, a little too loud
Love having friends to help me scare the locals
This was the only time I’ve ever been kicked out of a restaurant
A customer at this convenience store recognized me from Reddit, and he was pretty stoked. He asked if I would flash him. I was flattered since it was my first time being recognized. So I handed him my phone. Next time though, after thinking about it, prob
And this is how Jess and I were kicked out of a restaurant
I don’t think the patrons at this bar minded…
The Portland Winco Titty Bandit strikes several more times!!! caught the eye of a clerk this time
Just found out this store has a billion cameras and keeps the footage for six months.
