This was the only time I’ve ever been kicked out of a restaurant

Bet I could distract you from beating me at pool…

And they thought they were here for a game of golf

Public bars in Portland can be dangerous for your eyes

The potential of getting caught is a big part of my kink. It’s also my little way of signaling I’m a swinger. If you saw me do this in public, would you approach me?

What would you do if you saw me in public?

Couple of things I learned in Philly: 1. it’s not always Sunny. 2. Your busses are a great place to show off my tits

Continuing to terrorize the local bar crowd

Bringing the fun back to Portland, one bar at a time

Panties are overrated

Easy access shirts are the best

What do you think of my pool skills?

The thrill of potentially being caught is what’s most fun about this

The woman behind us was onto what we were doing, and she wasn’t too happy about it

We were caught…but the bar staff didn’t seem to mind

I’m a bad influence on my friends

The woman behind us was definitely on to us…and she did not approve

A customer at this convenience store recognized me from Reddit, and he was pretty stoked. He asked if I would flash him. I was flattered since it was my first time being recognized. So I handed him my phone. Next time though, after thinking about it, prob

And this is how Jess and I were kicked out of a restaurant

Double exposure

I don’t think the patrons at this bar minded…

Double flash! Crowd behind me, and security camera in front

The Portland Winco Titty Bandit strikes several more times!!! caught the eye of a clerk this time

Just found out this store has a billion cameras and keeps the footage for six months.