The woman behind us was definitely on to us…and she did not approve

Would you be embarrassed if your wife/GF wore this on a date with you?

Join me for coffee? My husband isn't home

Fun fact: "A new poll reveals that the majority of men agree that having a little extra to hold on to during sex makes the ride all the more worthwhile"

Would you take turns on me?

How would you feel if I were your Lyft driver?

Savoring my sexy pre-med, lactating friend

Continuing to terrorize the local bar crowd

Am I just that old school? Does no one know what a pineapple means anymore? I proudly display that sticker on my phone case everywhere I go, and no one approaches me. Lol. Maybe that’s an old person thing :)

A customer at this convenience store recognized me from Reddit, and he was pretty stoked. He asked if I would flash him. I was flattered since it was my first time being recognized. So I handed him my phone. Next time though, after thinking about it, prob

And this is how Jess and I were kicked out of a restaurant

Instead of making porn…I’m thinking of switching to lawn service. Thoughts?

Would you believe I used to be a good Christian girl who went to church every Sunday?

I don’t think the patrons at this bar minded…

I was feeling a little off today, but you've turned me on again.

Just found out this store has a billion cameras and keeps the footage for six months.

Behind the scenes silly: These thighs hold a lot of heat ;)

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” -Lucille Ball. “And, wear bunny ears.” - Eve Ruin

Fun fact: The idea of blue as the color for boys began after world war 2. Manufactures wanted to sell more clothes and marketed blue for boys, pink for girls. They doubled their profits.

This is me. Eve. Completely unfiltered, in my mildly cluttered Portland home - in my raw natural state. And I’m happy and excited about where I am and everything that will come ♥️

Fun fact: I did a thing today… ;) I had a date with two men…and this was the outfit I wore. Hint: most of it didn’t stay on very long…

Fun fact: did you know…according to polls, women between the ages of 27-44 are more likely to go home with someone on a first date compared to women older or younger? ;)

As much as I love the weekend, nothing rubs my kitty better than getting back into good weekday habits

Fun fact: evolutionary biologists believe we have genetic predisposition to have a heightened sense of arousal to the color red. Does this video prove it? (Better with sound)