“What kind of bird gives the best head?…a swallow”… *giggle* 😅…Happy Monday my sweet sunflowers! 🤓🌻
Hey Reddit…Missed you. 🥹😘
“What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike… a trail ‘blazer’…” 😜…I got to get out of the city this weekend and go on a BEAUTIFUL hike and really get my nature groove back on ☀️🌻 …nothing like the first hike of the season 😍
“What’s a vampire’s favorite ship?….A ‘blood vessel’”💉🩸…the perfect joke…on a perfect day ☀️…for this little medical laboratory scientist 🤓…Happy Sinful Sunday my sweet sunflowers 🌻😌💨
“What does a camel use to hide?… Camelflage…” *snort* 😂 …ok full disclosure I heard this joke for the first time a couple days ago and I fucking love it 🤦🏻♀️😅… my friends on Discord did a tropical theme last week so I dug out this little number 💁🏻♀️🤓💛🌴🍍
“I’m on a seafood diet…I see food and I eat it…” … Food amirite? 🤤 … also today is thong/throwback Thursday which is convenient because thongs are my fave 🤷🏻♀️🤓🙃
“What do you call a duck wearing plaid?…A lumber-quack” …*crickets* nothing?…I’ll see myself out 😳😅…Ps: some flannel for your Sunday feed 🤓
“What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself…a ‘tear’jerker” 🥲… Crazy afternoon at work calls (f)or a Red Bull …it gives you a hard-on right? Or is it wings? 🤔 I can’t remember… 🤷🏻♀️🤓
“Why do walruses love a Tupperware party…they are always on the lookout for a tight seal.” 😏. I think it’s Titty Tuesday today or something like that 🤔🤓…
“How is sex like a game of Bridge?…If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.” 😏 …Happy Monday y’all! I’ve acquired coffee and have some Lo-Fi beats in my ears….You can find me at a computer all day today 🤓🙃
“Is your name winter?…Because you’ll be ‘coming’ soon.” 💦 … here’s a little something for making it to Friday 🤓🙃
“Two antennas got married last Saturday…the ‘reception’ was fantastic” *slaps knee* whew…that was a good one 😂…happy Tuesday you sweet, radiant sunflowers 🌻🤓
I’ve been a bad girl y’all 👀 … a total prcrasti-’knitter’ … But I finally finished my fuzzy sweater and couldn’t NOT show you! 🤓 P.S. I miss you 😘
“I saw an interview with a contortionist the other day…he was struggling to make ends meet” 😂…waiting to have an interview this afternoon for a promotion…maybe I should pull my shirt down 🤔…
Sitting like a good girl in the sweater I knit 😇
Bonus points if you can find the knitting in this photo 🧶🪡😳👀
Are people still into public exposure...or am I doing this like, totally wrong? 😳🤔
I’m that REALLY irritating neighbor that always needs to borrow a cup of sugar...why am I like this? 😳🤦🏻♀️
Oh hey! 😳 You uh, you caught me 😅...No one was around and I was just really feeling myself in the glow of the Christmas tree 🥺
I tried to be a good girl and stay off Reddit like I should ... but it lasted less than 24 hours. Tbh I missed your all’s eyes on my body 😳🥺👉🏻👈🏻
I sure hope this sweater fits when I finish it 😳....
You all HAVE to stop convincing me to post these pictures 😩...because I’m really easy to convince 😳😅
I told you guys, I REALLY shouldn’t be posting these 😳😩...but it was SO much fun last night. I couldn’t help myself again tonight 🥺
I really shouldn’t be posting nudes, but I REALLY wanna 😳 ...you won’t tell, right? 🥺
