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Who has 2 thumbs, got off work early and went to the park to knit? ... This girl. 🤓
“Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn?…she had a litter o(f) mittens” 😝🥰…everyone knits on their break…right? 🤔🧶…
Remember when I told you guys sweater #2 was on my needles? 🤓🙃
FINALLY got that new sweater started...think it’s too soon to tell if it fits? 🤔🤨
It’s time for another round of “There is knitting somewhere in this picture” 😜🙃
I really shouldn’t be posting nudes, but I REALLY wanna 😳 ...you won’t tell, right? 🥺
Just your [F]riendly neighborhood stoner 😏💨
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I told you guys, I REALLY shouldn’t be posting these 😳😩...but it was SO much fun last night. I couldn’t help myself again tonight 🥺
You all HAVE to stop convincing me to post these pictures 😩...because I’m really easy to convince 😳😅
Is this coffee making me awesome yet? 😳🤓
I’m that REALLY irritating neighbor that always needs to borrow a cup of sugar...why am I like this? 😳🤦🏻♀️
“What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself…a ‘tear’jerker” 🥲… Crazy afternoon at work calls (f)or a Red Bull …it gives you a hard-on right? Or is it wings? 🤔 I can’t remember… 🤷🏻♀️🤓
...there is Bourbon Cream in this coffee 😬... I did it because Monday 🤷🏻♀️
“I’m on a seafood diet…I see food and I eat it…” … Food amirite? 🤤 … also today is thong/throwback Thursday which is convenient because thongs are my fave 🤷🏻♀️🤓🙃
“Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn?…she had a litter of mittens” 😝🥰…everyone knits on their break…right? 🤔🧶…
“What do you call a duck wearing plaid?…A lumber-quack” …*crickets* nothing?…I’ll see myself out 😳😅…Ps: some flannel for your Sunday feed 🤓
I sure hope this sweater fits when I finish it 😳....
“How many Nintendo fans does it take to change a lightbulb?…Who knows they’re all to busy playing with the Switch…” 😳👀😅😂 if you didn’t laugh at this I’m really going to need to re-evaluate my social circle 💁🏻♀️😏
Oh hey! 😳 You uh, you caught me 😅...No one was around and I was just really feeling myself in the glow of the Christmas tree 🥺
“Is your name winter?…Because you’ll be ‘coming’ soon.” 💦 … here’s a little something for making it to Friday 🤓🙃
It snowed last night so I guess I’m just gonna “chill” at home 😅...*crickets*...no? Tough crowd 😬
“I saw an interview with a contortionist the other day…he was struggling to make ends meet” 😂…waiting to have an interview this afternoon for a promotion…maybe I should pull my shirt down 🤔…
