Things you need in your life that you didn't know you needed....me

Fall weather has arrived! Wearing these shorts one last time before they're packed up for the season

If you can pull off a beard. You can pull off my underwear

Is it horny in here or is it just me

Quick PSA, if you want to make your bed more comfy just put me in it

How old were you when you found out lmao means lick me all over

You know what they say about real moms.... we're real horny

Making you smile and making you horny are two of my favorite things

My thighs make really good ear muffs

Sky rockets in flight, are you ready for some afternoon delight?

One of us is thinking about sex, well now it's two of us

Hi neighbor, I could use a hand in the living room

Lend me some sugar

I'm not in to watching sunsets, but I'd sure love to watch you go down

My money don't jiggle jiggle, however my thighs and my belly do

Somedays you have to wake up and say I have a fat ass and a good heart. And that has to count for something

I am not trying to seduce you, would you like me to seduce you

You want a picture? Let me pose for you now...

I love a dress that shows my curves

I love wearing leggings to work

I'm having difficulty keeping my clothes on today

I may not be a 10 but the boys say I clean up good

Do you want to be like my pinky toe so I can bang you on all the furniture

so nicely gripped, almost pulled it off the base